News Flash!:

• Mattman not so dead after all! Read all about it!

Aaron Worley alias: Timothy Orson	David Lee Roth alias: Diamond Dave	Lisa Black alias: Dirty Little Girl

• A letter from the man himself .
• Lisa Black shares a few thoughts on hair boys and her twisted taste in men.
• The real story behind Dave's getting fired.

• Chris Jungle considers life A.C. (after college).
• A few observations on the continuing overpopulation thing, by Aaron Worley.

• Untitled, by Michael Wexler
• Delusions of Grandeur, by Your Mind

• A fireside chat with St. Pete Police Chief Daryl Stephens

• Blackjack: A&A's top 21 of 1996

• Let them eat cookie dough

• Assorted ramblings on life, evil empires and men in tights.
• Special bonus:The Lies Guide to Celebrity Stalking.