Sport

The War Games Are On
Madness dominates Games

After some fierce early-round action, Madness, Paranoia, Crap and the Drunkards found themselves in a semi-final dogfight. When the smoke cleared, Madness stood atop the rubble. For a more detailed recap, see below.

First Round results
Second Round results
Semi-Final summaries
Grand Final summary

Why football is like war
by Matt Worley

The anticipation has been building all year for this moment. Seconds before kickoff, everything is still--but not silent. The crowd roars, screaming for death, destruction and victory. They've read all the stats and injury reports. Many sport ceremonial head and body gear in support of their cause. Signs, and tomahawks and barbecue ribs swing through the air in ritualistic glee. Blood is eminent. Victory will be won in three hours or less.
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