Favorites roll through second round

Madness smash Punters 28-6
The Punter's Cinderella ride hit a wall as the Madness lashed out early and often. Madness controlled every aspect of the game--pushing around, harassing, and pummeling the finesse style of the Punters. Following the loss, Steve was upbeat saying, "I'm just glad we got this far. Can I have my bonus check now?"

Drunkards trip up Mood Swings 17-14
The Mood Swings came in as a heavy favorite but got caught up playing the Drunkards' style. Slow, unsure plays from both teams, but that always favors the Drunkards. When asked how he was able to improve on their play from the first round, Willy said "We switched from beer to hard liquor, and that gave us some positive, unexpected bursts." Ironically, it was the Mood Swings who were all fucked up by the end.

Paranoia rip apart Disillusionment 29-12
Fear, ramblings, and unheard of mathematical equations were the main fire power as the Paranoia punished Disillusionment from the get go. "They were laughing at us," Brian commented. "Then they were laughing at themselves. Then they were just yelling for no reason. We were overmatched today." The Paranoia struck early with their famous 'End of the World' play and never looked back.

Crap embarrasses Politics 23-10
Crap has always seemed to have the Politics number. While the Crap threw itself at the enemy, Politics spent its time covering up mistakes and denying involvement in any scandals. Jon claimed he allowed the Crap to win saying it was un-American to beat a women's team. Lisa responded with the statement, "No matter how much they try to cover their ass, Politics will always have Crap all over them."


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