Madness bowls over Paranoia 42-20

Honestly, everyone should have known it would come down to Madness versus Paranoia, but the actual contest was less than competitive. Whether it was the grueling game the week before or just plain exhaustion, the Paranoia was smacked early and often by the Madness. The Madness used a variety of tactics to ensure victory. Among them were the beliefs that "there are no answers to any and all spiritual questions," "money should be put on the Controlled Substance List," and "the wonderful, wonderful dreams of little boys are beautiful." The Paranoia had no answers and was accused of taking a payoff to lose the game. Aaron denied those allegation and stated, "Mattman is the Editor-in-Chief. That means he gets the best players. It's as simple as that." No matter what the true reason for the victory, the Madness is the champion and will reign supreme for the entire year.


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