Bring out yer dead:
A horrific Lies adventure

Hi there. You have been contracted by the not-quite Amish country office of the multi-national LCN Syndicate. For years we have heard tales of wonder from our office in the Big Q. Unfortunately, we haven't received a communique from Mattman (the great slight hunter) in ages. So it is your mission to travel up the great river (aka the Rio Grande) and collect clues from outposts along the way.

A word of caution: Once you enter the land of enchantment, things just might get really weird. Just so you know. To begin your journey, put in at Brownsville Station and work your way up the river. Good luck and dogspeed.

If your browser just isn't up to graphic speed, you can use these links. Just pretend you're pushing a jonboat up a river running through a dusty land.

Brownsville Station
Port Del Rio
Presidio Crossing
Juarez Junction
Socorro! Socorro!
The Big Q


When you've completed the mission, you may return and file your report.
You can also head off to the Lies page
or the A&A base page.