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$99.95

Just one tablet of Multi P* will give you an entirely new personality for an indeterminate amount of time. Multi P unlocks all of the of the potential people you have been repressing all of your life. Who knows? You may have the life of platinum record selling pop star in you. Or an eight-six year old bed wetting man. Or a prostitute named Ginger. Or an ax murderer. The possibilities are limitless. Multi P chemically searches the brain for any of the existences stored in the neural pathways and brings them into your conscious thought. With each tablet, a new personality could be discovered! With twenty tablets a bottle, you could find twenty different version for yourself!

Ask for Multi P wherever you go to reinvent yourself. * Multi P is not responsible for any acts caused by the new personalities you discover.

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