A Bag of Truth (trademarked)

Ever wanted to store up all of your truth in one easy container? Well, now you can with A Bag of Truth. Anytime you have something honest to say and need to store it for a while, just open A Bag of Truth's quick release seal and spew all of your truth into the inside. Once you start filling A Bag of Truth, you won't stop, and you'll have an amazing container that not only protects your truths from the public but provides many of your other needs.

Some of the many uses for A Bag of Truth® once the truth is sealed:
hand pillow
gum massager
inflatable companion
puffy clapper
genital air bag
voice muffler
boundary maker
tongue toy

Don't be the only one without A Bag of Truth. You'll be sorry when you're the only one who let's the truth slip out.

Also available: A Bag of Bullshit, A Bag of Naughty, Naughty Thoughts, and A Bag of Delusions.

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