The War On Drugs Explained
The popular view of the war on drugs is of a war between the U.S. government and citizens of its own country. That drugs will make all people equal in each other's eyes, and everyone will realize there is only a perceived difference between people of different races, sexes and blood types. These apparent differences exist only in our minds, and they are not actually a reason to hate and condemn. But this is just leftist commie conspiracy theory. Propaganda used against the decent citizens of a free society with set values and morals. Drugs go against the American Way of believing in God and making a good living from hard work and dedication.
If one defines work as cleaning every inch of the house just to find a hidden stash of the good stuff, then drugs do encourage work. But if you define work as doing something productive for money--sadly, drugs will not help. Drugs cause one to laugh at life and its trivialities such as work, money, love and sex. Drugs make one realize there is no point to life and the whole thing might as well be a dream if it's not going to matter five minutes after the brain stops. Oh sure, a druggie will get up off his lazy ass and work--especially if he has to get money for drugs, but the whole concept of money is ludicrous to an addict. If we're all equal, a druggie might ask, why do some of us get better entertainment than others? And then entertainment doesn't matter except as a fantasy land to jump around in and play with on those nights off drugs.
And then it really starts to get scary because suddenly a junkie doesn't even really have to leave his room because nothing is real and death is just silence without the ability to answer. Eventually life becomes death--and this country certainly doesn't need a lot of unproductive zombies who care nothing for feeding the economy or seeing the latest blockbuster movie the weekend it comes out.
In a world where there is a pill for almost every malady a human body might encounter--necessary, of course, to keep our work force flowing, we must draw the line at the drugs which only cause heartbreak and bankrupcy.
As you can see, the War On Drugs is absolutely necessary. We, as a country, cannot allow our citizens to dwell on the minute situation comedies of life such as watching an ant crawl across the floor or how much drool comes out of a friend on a smack nod. These situations cannot occur in the greatest country of the world, and the War On Drugs is dedicated to making sure they don't. Please take heed and just say no--to drugs.
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