The FOA Take Over Page In Other Realm
Taking advantage of Mattman's peripheral forces, the Forces of Aaron have claimed all of the territory and space of page 74. Fighting broke out early in the morning, and the FOA overpowered quickly with solid flanks from the North and the South. After laying down a brief spray of gunfire, Mattman's Army has retreated to a more fortified, but undisclosed area. The fighting lasted approximately an hour and a half before the retreat order was given.
Mattman claimed the attack came as complete surprise to him and stated his army had more important sites to defend. "We occupied page 74 for the same reason people occupy Madagascar in Risk. Somebody has to occupy it. I am not concerned with losing it at all. In fact, the page was more of a burden to possess than we originally assumed. Personally, I'm glad we are rid of it."
The Forces of Aaron took a different stance on the battle. "It is a great victory for the FOA and every decent, censorship-free human on the planet. This is a powerful base we will never give up. Ever!" Aaron said in a rally to his troops after taking the page.
When asked of the relevance of taking over a page that doesn't exist to the general public, Aaron and the FOA had no comment.
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