You hear whispers in the latrine walls...
The Liar Party Saga
The saga concludes...
Mattman encounters his arch-nemesis, Goondot. The gods have made it so these two can never kill each other, but this has caused them to hate each other even more. On this occasion, Goondot shoots a poisoned dart at Mattman containing a substance called Realdream. Mattman counters by slicing off Goondot's left arm (which will grow back much like a salamander's tail). Although he will not discuss the effects of the Realdream, Mattman walks around as if he sees trails and shrugs off questions with quick phrases like "I don't know, man. I busy with something."
A giant rat infestation has taken over The Big Q, and Lenexa has called the Liar Party in to take care of the pesky, but dangerous beasts. With the entire Liar Party together in one place, many of their detractors and mortal enemies decide to team up to destroy the Liars once and for all. Sessie Mylassie heads the group of upright, moral, pro-death penalty, pro-life, pro-censorship fighters, monks and clerics. Mattman, realizing they are outnumbered, uses the spell of Media Sensation to turn the rats against the moral mob. As Sessie and the others are fighting the rats, the Liar Party kicks back with some of Jon's home-made mead and watches the carnage from the rooftops. In the end, the rats win and chase the moral rabble rousers out of town. All is well in the Known World once again and the Liar Party can slumber for another three months.
return to the sub-subbasement.