Setting: The office is a casual mess. There is a line of Mac computers on the side of one wall. The receptionist desk is near the door. A couch facing the camera is the focal point of the room. There is a large chair to its right. Mattman's office is to the right of the camera. Everything looks second hand. Lots of music posters line the walls, some are already falling off.

Mattman and Lisa walk into the office from lunch. Nina looks frazzled at her desk (a mess with papers, cans of Coke and a bong) and begins to read off her list of messages. Lisa sits down on the couch next to Zep, who is asleep. Willie is reading the newspaper in the chair.

Willie looks up from his newspaper.

Zep wakes up at the mention of his name, pulls out a joint, lights it, takes a hit and offers it to Lisa.

Zep, Lisa, Willie and Aaron, who comes out of Mattman's office at the mention of pot, head outside, stage left.

Aaron walks in from the veranda.

Aaron says this while walking into Mattman's office, barely glancing at Nina and Mattman.

Aaron is rummaging around Mattman's office, throwing hiking boots and canteens out of the door. Aaron sticks his head out to answer.

Nina and Mattman exchange pained glances. Aaron goes back to throwing hiking equipment into the main room of the office.

Scene 2

Mattman is alone in the office sitting at the receptionist's desk. He's opening CDs from their cellophane wrappers and placing them in a large stack. Lisa walks in from the veranda smoking a cigarette.

Lisa turns her attention to the veranda.

Zep walks in from the veranda with a smoking cigarette in his hand. Lisa hands him her own burning cigarette, and he walks out to the veranda again. Lisa walks over to Mattman and sits on the desk.

Lisa pulls her shirt up, revealing her chest (no bra).

Nina walks in the door and looks at Mattman and Lisa lounging around her desk.

The two jump away from the receptionist desk.

Nina gives Mattman another acid look and then smiles wide at Lisa.

Scene 3

Mattman walks out of his office with his car stereo in his hands. Willie looks up from the couch, as does his dog.

Scene 4

Mattman has been going to the same post office for five years. He's developed a friendship with one of the clerks--who remains nameless due to Mattman's inability to remember people's names. Post Office Guy is in his late 30s, Hispanic and has a very calm and soothing demeanor. He serves as therapist to Mattman, dispensing advice and gentle jibes when Mattman is out of sorts. Mattman is still trying to understand the cult success of his magazine, which has solved financial, but not social problems. They talk while a large line forms behind them, probably pissing off a great amount of customers who will just have to wait until the conversation is over.

Scene 5

Aaron and Lisa are sitting in Mattman's office. Lisa is going through her little black book.

Scene 6 Nina is sitting behind her desk, aiming a mini-cassette recorder at Lucas, who is reciting a possible column. While he is talking, Lucas is sifting through the large pile of CDs on the desk.

Nina clicks the tape recorder off, puts in on the desk and dials a number on the phone.

Through the conversation, Lucas just stands and watches as Nina talks on the phone.

Scene 7

Lisa is reading through stories while sitting on the couch. No one else is in the office. An electric disturbance preceedes the appearance of TIME DISPLACEMENT MATTMAN, who appears almost out of nowhere to talk to Lisa.

An electric matrix swallows up Time Displacement Mattman a second after he finishes talking.

Mattman walks into the office from outside. He's carrying a large load of mail.

Mattman smiles and takes the mail into his office.

Scene 8

Rodney, Dennis, and Chris come into the office to talk to Aaron. Chris sits in one of the corner chairs, while Dennis and Rodney push Willie's dog off the couch.

Aaron shrugs his shoulders.

Aaron sighs and looks at Chris sitting alone in his chair.

End Scene (9)

Nina and Lisa are talking at Nina's desk. Nina is sitting in her chair, and Lisa is sitting on top of the desk in a small cleaned off space. Willie is sleeping on the couch. His dog is on the floor, also sleeping.

Mattman walks in the office carrying a load of mail.

Mattman walks into his office and shuts the door.

Willie sticks his head up from behind the couch.

Ending Credits Scene (10)

Buck-O-Nine's "Albequerque" plays over entire scene.

Willie is sleeping on the couch. His dog licks his arm, but Willie doesn't wake up. The dog then goes out on the veranda and comes back holding a small back of pot in its mouth. A few seconds later Zep comes in smoking and walking quickly after Willie's dog, who is headed into Mattman's office. A few seconds later, Willie's dog comes out without the pot, followed by Zep, who is trying to explain something to the dog (by miming something between the bag of pot and the dog's eyes). Mattman looks out of the office at the dog and Zep and then closes the door.